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• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
How to use
How to use
If you need help with this, just text me (847-331-4742). I'm a professional at this sort of stuff
Shipping
Shipping
Products are processed SAME day.
Shipping is FREE on orders over $50
Estimated shipping to your specific location is given to you at checkout.
I'll talk with the warehouse and make sure they are speedy just for you.
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Return policy
Return policy
If you aren't absolutely in love with our product, send it back. No questions asked.
Trust me, you're not going to want to 😃
You're going to love this product. It's a guarantee.
I mean it sincerely.
You literally may fall in love ❤️
You wouldn't believe the sweat, tears, & blood we'll shed to make it for you (Not as much blood as you're used to though). Our designers & engineers don't mind staying up day & night to make sure it's perfect just for you. Give it a go my funeral director friend.
We all hope you thoroughly enjoy it!
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-The Mortuary Team