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I'm a Mortician. Isn't that scary?

Regular price $29.50 USD
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Scare little children & friends for halloween with your death related life.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

How to use

If you need help with this, just text me (847-331-4742). I'm a professional at this sort of stuff

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Shipping is FREE on orders over $50

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Return policy

If you aren't absolutely in love with our product, send it back. No questions asked.

Trust me, you're not going to want to 😃

You're going to love this product. It's a guarantee.

I mean it sincerely.

You literally may fall in love ❤️

You wouldn't believe the sweat, tears, & blood we'll shed to make it for you (Not as much blood as you're used to though). Our designers & engineers don't mind staying up day & night to make sure it's perfect just for you. Give it a go my funeral director friend.

We all hope you thoroughly enjoy it!

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-The Mortuary Team