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Designated Hearse Driver

Regular price $14.70 USD
Regular price Sale price $14.70 USD
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You can't get pulled over driving a hearse. Right?

  • Rectangular frame for the design
  • Strong swivel keyring
  • Made from zinc alloy material

How to use

If you need help with this, just text me (847-331-4742). I'm a professional at this sort of stuff

Shipping

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Shipping is FREE on orders over $50

Estimated shipping to your specific location is given to you at checkout.

I'll talk with the warehouse and make sure they are speedy just for you.

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Return policy

If you aren't absolutely in love with our product, send it back. No questions asked.

Trust me, you're not going to want to 😃

You're going to love this product. It's a guarantee.

I mean it sincerely.

You literally may fall in love ❤️

You wouldn't believe the sweat, tears, & blood we'll shed to make it for you (Not as much blood as you're used to though). Our designers & engineers don't mind staying up day & night to make sure it's perfect just for you. Give it a go my funeral director friend.

We all hope you thoroughly enjoy it!

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-The Mortuary Team